No Wish For Wings

Steve/Tony rec list

penroseparticle:

rainbowrites someone requested a fic rec list for Steve/Tony, and I am not even a little bit ashamed to say that I was prepared as fuck for this.

Warning: Every fic is pretty much labeled, but some of these deal with some heavy stuff. I’ll try to remember to mark fic ratings and such. There tends to be a lot of identity kink, torture, hurt/comfort, and other stuff like that. Also warning: I mostly read longfic, and almost never read porn (Which, apparently, makes me like 1 of 2 people in fandoms to do so). So if you’re looking for something quick or smutty, uh… sorry? I’ll try to include something for you, but no guarantees.

Other warning: roughly 99% of the movie-verse fic was written in the gulf of time between Iron Man 2 and Avengers. Yes, this means that some of it was written before Captain America: The First Avenger. Yes, 90% of it has been jossed in one way or another (hilariously, mostly be Joss himself. For once.)

Under a cut because this might get long.

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rainbowrites replied to your post: I am such a bad Klaine shipper. I have spent today…

I am rainbowrites and I approve this message. (tomorrow we shall wallow in klaine. The box scene (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) should give us plenty to play with)

Yes good, it is a plan. 

…I need to work in some time for non-shippy gen stuff too. Unless we’re counting “what are the secret fantasies of the members of New Directions?” as gen, which…well, in some ways it kinda is. Gen, but with kinky sex.

drblaine:

kayceelor:

drblaine:

kendrawcandraw replied to your post: kendrawcandraw replied to your post: So I don’t…

Yes I saw a vision of all of us in a bookstore reading novels and drinking espresso and discussing french new wave and then “Don’t Stop Believin’” comes on the intercom and we dissolve into screaming and tears

I can see this way too vividly. 

It would be like a superhero commercial where they get their call to action. You’d see two people in a bookstore, one walking their dog, another in class and then, from his Hunger Games style control room, Ryan Murphy would press the Big Red Button.

It wouldn’t affect anyone else, because it’d just seem like a normal song at first. All you hear is ‘Da da da da, da da da da…’, so other people can ignore it. But not the Glee fandom. We know what it means.

The people in the bookstore would leave without putting the books back where they found them. The person walking their dog would pick the dog up and jog back to their car. The person in class would pack up their things and leave mid-lecture. You’d see them running through Wal-Marts and 7-11s, grabbing wine and pizza and cookies and Kleenex, all the while urging their friends to hurry, because the song’s getting louder, and we all know what that means…

You’d see them get home, shoving their friends, or roommates, or significant others, or children out of the way as they make their way to the nearest tv or computer. They’d be clutching each others hands (or a stuffed animal) as they pick up a remote, or they click a link, and you’d see each of them one last time, biting their lip or crossing their fingers, just before the “Glee” title card comes up and you hear ‘Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world’…

#i think i just wrote fic about fandom 

YOU TOTALLY DID.

I am such a bad Klaine shipper. I have spent today flailing about Bike Chanderson and MiKurt and reading Kurtbastian, when not developing elaborate and increasingly cracky headcanons with rainbowrites about what kinds of fantasies all the members of New Directions have.

NO REGRETS.

Except that at some point I should probably eat dinner.

drblaine:

kurtishunglikeamoose replied to your post: let’s just assume that everyone is wrong about…

my headcanon is that every has sex with everyone all the time and what the show airs is just the brief interludes between epic orgies.

they need a break from their acrobatic sex

I like this headcanon.

hommos:

tumblr has changed my life to the point where my sentences can no longer be properly formulated because same yes good

(via blainetheasspirate)

Addendum to Step 222

adulting:

The mysterious but thoughtful Japooka had this to say in reply to Step 222:

I work for a training company, and we teach a strategy with an acronym associated for almost every subject. Here’s the one for saying “no”: A.D.A.
A stands for Acknowledge. This means if somebody asks you to hang out, you don’t ever lie and say you’d love to. You can say “Hey thanks for asking me.”

D stands for decline, and in this step you never use the word “but.” Refraining from saying “but” is a tactic to spare the other person’s feelings. They likely won’t notice, but it’s a signal that you value the interaction that you’re having. It also sends a message to you that you’re a person of integrity, not a cold-hearted snake. In declining, you could say something like “Thanks for asking me. I can’t go hang out. I’m trying really hard to get these cabinets repainted right now” or other thing you’re actually doing.

The last ‘A’ stands for Alternative. Sometimes, an alternative can spare the other party’s feelings, but sometimes it can get you in more hot water. In our hanging out example, you don’t want to offer the alternative of hanging out some other night. You want to say something more nebulous like “Maybe we’ll catch up with each other at the next happy hour.” or just “I’ll talk to you later.” Or even delegate the other party a task others have refused. Like “Hey, I’m coaching Stephanie’s soccer team and we could really use another adult.” Or “You know we’re planting tulips on the Paseo this Saturday and we could really use another hand.”